MOSSY's Mining Blog

I received an assignment at Copper Deposit P-75 in Sector VICTOR to investugate a potential impurity that may be reducing the overall yield of our operation there. While I was working, a nearby field of strange grass weaving in the distance kept distracting me. I've always been a sucker for that thing in movies where two people run through a big field of grass towards each other, and I couldn't help but think about it would be like to do the same kind of thing here!

With the lights on the tops of the grass, it's sort of like at a concert where people put lighters in the air and sway them back and forth. Imagine that but with two people running towards each others through it! I know these are two ideas I'm not putting together very well, but I swear it would work! All we need to do is figure out how to make the grass a little taller. Or a lot taller.

Reports of the impurity were accurate, but overstated.
Remedial action recommendations are attached.